A human who thinks he's a frog.
Let it go mango. Keep your smile chamomile. You'll live olive. Don't think what's not apricot. You'll survive beehive. Don't be sad lilypad. Let it fly butterfly. Don't despair pear. You'll be fine grapevine. Keep on trying dandelion.
Этот слон — мой друг. Серый, старый и круглый. Любимый из моих друзей. Этот слон — мой друг.
If self determination is a pretext for secession from Ukraine it should be a pretext for secession from Russia, so hold free and fair referendums in all the Republics as soon as possible.
If Ukraine shouldn't be allowed to join NATO as it threatens Russian security, Russia shouldn't be allowed in the CSTO alliance as it threatens Ukrainian security.
If you think Ukraine should give up territory to end the war, you should be fine with Russia giving up territory to end the war.
If hypocrisy is part of politics just say that and don't try to craft a convoluted defense of evil.